Mt. Pleasnt Holiday Inn: Our final hotel room

It was wonderful. Wonderful until I woke up with bug bites all over my leg. When I told the front desk, I was told the previous guest had a pet in the room. ROOM SWITCH. The next room smelt soooo incredibly bad of old cigar smoke, even Beni was grossed out. ROOM SWITCH. Then, in the next and final room I got stuck in the damn bathroom because of a broken door knob, panic begins, Beni starts calling the front desk, no answering. Seriously? Ahhhh. I had Beni, Pacatte, and Tipton trying to get me out with credit cards and man muscles nothing worked. Finally Tipton went out to find a maintenance man who took his sweet ass time getting to the room to set me free. Once I was free, I ran to the front desk and demanded a manager. Why the manager didn't come up to the room in the first place as soon as the employees were aware a girl was STUCK IN A BATHROOM, blows my mind but whatever. So, I tell the manager how unhappy I was. I may have screamed it, but I let him know. I got no apology and was told "things happen ma'am, what do you want me to do about it?" CHECK OUT and a big FUCK YOU to The Holiday Inn.